<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798204425729816860</id><updated>2011-11-27T19:05:03.943-05:00</updated><category term='linguanigra'/><category term='tattoo'/><category term='worst tattoos'/><category term='lingua nigra'/><category term='memories'/><category term='stories'/><category term='funny'/><category term='press'/><category term='ugly tattoos'/><title type='text'>LinguaNigra</title><subtitle type='html'>A blog about the crazy stuff I see everyday, along with my wonderful illustrations.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://linguanigra.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/798204425729816860/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://linguanigra.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>alicia g  - www.linguanigra.com</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17530309994422323888</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d5MEDK4wN1Y/SO5qUtkq1bI/AAAAAAAAAAM/cf8XT5WUglY/S220/IMG_0845.JPG'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>4</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798204425729816860.post-1534930980086329427</id><published>2011-04-25T22:45:00.001-04:00</published><updated>2011-04-25T22:46:18.169-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='lingua nigra'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='press'/><title type='text'>press</title><content type='html'>test&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798204425729816860-1534930980086329427?l=linguanigra.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://linguanigra.blogspot.com/feeds/1534930980086329427/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=798204425729816860&amp;postID=1534930980086329427' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/798204425729816860/posts/default/1534930980086329427'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/798204425729816860/posts/default/1534930980086329427'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://linguanigra.blogspot.com/2011/04/press.html' title='press'/><author><name>alicia g  - www.linguanigra.com</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17530309994422323888</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d5MEDK4wN1Y/SO5qUtkq1bI/AAAAAAAAAAM/cf8XT5WUglY/S220/IMG_0845.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798204425729816860.post-2766655207753335665</id><published>2008-10-11T22:07:00.003-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-11T22:15:15.163-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Craaaazy Dream</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;A few years ago (hey, I told you these stories would be from a while ago!) I had a dream.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I was running from something. It must have been really really frightening, because I remember I was running very fast. It was dark, very dark and cold. I think.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Anyway, I was running away from something, in the dark and I was in a forest. There were trees everywhere. It was kind of like the opening of Tales from the Darkside.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I was running and trying not to run into anything, since it was so dark. Then, suddenly, I started to get hit with branches! They were hanging low from the trees and brushing up on my face as I ran. It really felt like they were hitting my face. Then one brushed my lips, ever so slightly. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;I woke up.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;It was my cat, Bruce, touching my lips.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt; &lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5256084950589413906" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d5MEDK4wN1Y/SPFdaiUomhI/AAAAAAAAAD4/tsNl_RuaMO8/s320/img153.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798204425729816860-2766655207753335665?l=linguanigra.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://linguanigra.blogspot.com/feeds/2766655207753335665/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=798204425729816860&amp;postID=2766655207753335665' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/798204425729816860/posts/default/2766655207753335665'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/798204425729816860/posts/default/2766655207753335665'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://linguanigra.blogspot.com/2008/10/craaaazy-dream.html' title='Craaaazy Dream'/><author><name>alicia g  - www.linguanigra.com</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17530309994422323888</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d5MEDK4wN1Y/SO5qUtkq1bI/AAAAAAAAAAM/cf8XT5WUglY/S220/IMG_0845.JPG'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_d5MEDK4wN1Y/SPFdaiUomhI/AAAAAAAAAD4/tsNl_RuaMO8/s72-c/img153.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-798204425729816860.post-7145660051884017720</id><published>2008-10-10T21:57:00.004-04:00</published><updated>2008-10-11T00:43:57.506-04:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='tattoo'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='worst tattoos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='ugly tattoos'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='linguanigra'/><title type='text'>Man with Tattoo...ewwww</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d5MEDK4wN1Y/SPAh-SfFOgI/AAAAAAAAADs/g_KkU9GGrnI/s1600-h/img152.jpg"&gt;&lt;img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5255738119139179010" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d5MEDK4wN1Y/SPAh-SfFOgI/AAAAAAAAADs/g_KkU9GGrnI/s320/img152.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;So I was enjoying lunch with my sister and best friend Amber (hey girl!), when this handsome guy walked in. He kept looking over at us and I probably would have given him my sister's phone number until...wait, what is that on his arm? He had a tattoo on his arm. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now I'm definetely not one to judge, as I have a few tattoos, but art is art and this it was not. It haunted me in my dreams. I still think about it, I am frightful.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;The tattoo was of a panther with a woman on his lap. The woman was naked and had 3 scratch marks on her booty. I am not making this up. &lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;This was in the summer, but the image is still in my mind. Okay, I'm not an illustrator, but this is pretty close to the real deal.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;If you have a tattoo like this, you should probably not wear cutoff shirts like this handsome young man did.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Thank you.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;alicia&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? 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I don't know how frequent this will be, but you will be inundated with my many professional drawings (sarcasm) and stories that go with them.&lt;br /&gt;For those that know me, I have a million. Really.&lt;br /&gt;Please let me know what you think!&lt;br /&gt;alicia&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/798204425729816860-1452383311884826959?l=linguanigra.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://linguanigra.blogspot.com/feeds/1452383311884826959/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=798204425729816860&amp;postID=1452383311884826959' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/798204425729816860/posts/default/1452383311884826959'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/798204425729816860/posts/default/1452383311884826959'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://linguanigra.blogspot.com/2008/10/hi.html' title='hi!'/><author><name>alicia g  - www.linguanigra.com</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17530309994422323888</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='24' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_d5MEDK4wN1Y/SO5qUtkq1bI/AAAAAAAAAAM/cf8XT5WUglY/S220/IMG_0845.JPG'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
